I know what you mean. Tick never stopped being fun, I just had to go to secondary school. Consider paintballing, maybe?

I expect a 'gym' or eventspace that facilitated this sort of thing would be very successful, at least for a short, heady time, much like escape rooms.

Be the change you want to see in the world, OP. Hire out a warehouse and charge hipsters £20 to play bulldog.

Is it possible for smell to transmit through walls?

My missus is cooking a bolognese and the stench of onion is so overpowering from two rooms away, with both doors shut, that I feel like I'm being teabagged by a sweaty French bloke.

>>443639

Unless your doors are literally airtight, it's probably not the walls it's coming through.

>>443639

Gases will pass through walls given enough time. But Unless she has been cooking it for a week in an enclosed space I would rule it out.

Did a lateral flow this morning, put the stick in the back of my throat and threw up part of my breakfast.

I'd be a shit bumder.

>>443648
Don't worry lad, you get used to it.

>>443622
Well done, you're a cretinous inchworm.

>>443623
Have a fuckin' whinge there, cuz.

>>443634
n1 m8 dem 2 wont no wot hit em

>>443635
Go and have an angry wank.

>>443636
Bet you'd like that, cuntbubble.

>>443541
I feel your pain.

>>443530
I was lucky to get my work to organise my trailer license and I got my LGV as well. All because like twice in the past 5 years I have had to transport some equipment.

It's annoying because if I passed my test 3 months earlier I wouldn't need to do them. Instead I was among the first lot to do the theory test, which was just a pen and paper multiple choice test that took me 15 minutes to blast through.

Just shat my sleep schedual through a bin bag by "having a nap" earlier in the evening. Five hours is way too long for a quick kip though, that's a full on sleep, men have won wars having slept fewer hours than that.

Also do you need a car to go to the tip or can you just rock up with a bag of old crap on foot, like a tramp who just found out about Marie Kondo? God, that's a dated reference.

>>443589
My local tips don't need a car, but you do need to book at the moment; if you're on foot though, I doubt you're bringing that much so I'm sure you could blag it.

>>443589
I have visited my local tip on a bicycle that I then threw away at said tip.

>>442902

Just shove a snapped darkmilk up yer bum. Post results in an /emo/ thread when everything eventually turns necrotic.

Lads, I need you to settle an argument. Is it normal to feel hungrier after having a poo?

>>443582
I don't think so.

>>443582

I can't say I've ever felt this myself. If anything I have less of an appetite after being haunted by a shit.

>>443582
I need to shit after eating so it makes sense to me that shitting would make you hungry, there's only so much space in your digestive system.

>>443578
>In the future I predict the politicians who are rewarded will be the ones who say, "I grew up on a council estate and I can assure you they're all scum and deserve to be shot", because it's okay when it comes from the right person.
THE FUTURE IS NOW

>>443578

Loads of British Indian people are natural Thatcherites. Their families really did start a successful business from nothing and they don't see why everyone else can't. As a demographic their household income and share of wealth is well above average. Shamanismophobia is rife in the British Indian community for somewhat understandable historical reasons, which is often veiled in a more socially-acceptable "we need the right sort of immigration and immigrants need to integrate" sort of rhetoric.

Priti Patel genuinely represents the views of a large proportion of British Indians. British laplanderstanis and Bangladeshis overwhelmingly vote Labour, but a lot of people on the left seem unable to tell them apart.

With that said, Patel is clearly a bit psychopathic - before politics, she did PR for British American Tobacco.

>>443581

>Their families really did start a successful business from nothing

Not really, many of them were upper caste poshos by Indian standards. Coming to Britain that still puts you on the lower end of the scale, but it's not like they had nothing. That and it's easy to run a profitable shop when you don't follow any of the rules and you're using your twelve kids for unpaid labour.

But that's just like you say. Natural Thatcherites.

>>443580

You're right, I was being naive. Of course this tactic is occurring now and has probably already been done in the past.

>>443586

I would be interested to know in data whether the Indians who make a good living in the UK did so by accumulation of generational wealth, or whether they came here with a good amount of money, and to what degree established networks plays into it. But then, I'm >>/£$€¥/8631 lad and I seem to have a bloody hard time finding quantitative research on this stuff.

>>443535
Why are the Argie bases so close to ours?

>>443537

>Why are the Argie bases so close to ours?

Have they learned nothing.

>>443538
>Belgrano II

Shame it isn't on the ice shelf, it could do with sinking.

Punch arseholes

Not being gay, I think it would be fantastic to do a casserole

>>443559
Oh that bass line reminds me of this

>>443549

Not quite on the same scale but from earlier this week:
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/extinction-rebellion-activists-cleared-despite-having-no-defence-6bvbs3zw0
Six climate protesters who were being tried for vandalising Shell's HQ in London were cleared of any wrongdoing despite the judge telling the jury they were categorically guilty.

Here's a semi-related collage from yesterday. It overlapped with the latest Kill the Bill protest so didn't get much media attention.

Unrelated photos from the Kill the Bill protest yesterday.

>>443550

On the one hand, it looks like the physical damage to Shell HQ was very limited in the first place. This would not have been a serious criminal offence, any way you were looking at it.

But on the other hand, what are you saying with a verdict like that. Will you have the right to just randomly go into a service station and vandalise it, and possibly assault the lad behind the till because his employer pollutes the Earth? Can you drag somebody out of a combustion engine car at an intersection and do the same to them because they're part of the problem?

One of my mates at school had a dad with a quite expensive S class Mercedes, and one morning, there was human excrement on the bonnet, and somebody had written something like "Rich people are shit" on it with a permanent marker. I mean, the damage was effectively zero, after a good clean and polish anyway, but I don't think that's the right way to protest against unequal wealth distribution.

>>443552
>it looks like the physical damage to Shell HQ was very limited in the first place
Cost of £15,000 apparently. The broken windows last week were valued at £160,000.

>But on the other hand, what are you saying with a verdict like that. Will you have the right to just randomly go into a service station and vandalise it, and possibly assault the lad behind the till because his employer pollutes the Earth? Can you drag somebody out of a combustion engine car at an intersection and do the same to them because they're part of the problem?
No, obviously not. What absurd hyperbole.

>I don't think that's the right way to protest against unequal wealth distribution
Too right. Hilarious as it is, it didn't go far enough to actually address the issue.

>>443552
>I mean, the damage was effectively zero, after a good clean and polish anyway, but I don't think that's the right way to protest against unequal wealth distribution.
Indeed. Slashing the tyres would have made far more sense; more costly, more menacing, not so debased.

As for the earlier part of your post I don't see how this case set any new precedent. If a jury doesn't want to convict someone then they don't have to, and whilst I can't think of any examples off the top of my head this can't be the first time a jury has sided with a more sympathetic defendant over the prosecution, even in the face of overwhelming evidence.

>>443400
It's what he would have wanted.

>>443400

About time people get out of lockdown.

>>443400

RIP SWEET PRINCE YR NOW WITH THE ANGLES N SAXONS

Prince Andrew set up firm with disgraced Coutts financier Harry Keogh

The Duke of York has gone into business with a former Coutts banker who quit in disgrace over allegations of sexual harassment.

Prince Andrew has set up a company with Harry Keogh, who left the Queen’s bank in March 2018 after he was accused of touching a female colleague inappropriately and boasting about his sexual exploits. The new venture, which The Times understands will be a vehicle for Andrew’s family investments, is named Lchronic masturbatorles after the 18th-century battle against the French in which the British were commanded by the Duke of York.

At Coutts he was accused of touching a woman’s groin while demonstrating the site of an injury. His behaviour was said to be so toxic that some female staff refused to work with him. The private bank carried out an investigation in 2015 and the chief executive recommended he leave, according to The Wall Street Journal. It was decided that he should stay, but he was disciplined and eventually resigned in March 2018.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/prince-andrew-set-up-firm-with-disgraced-coutts-financier-harry-keogh-xm6l0z20t

He sure knows how to pick them.

>>443492
Probably the only kind of person willing to work with him at the moment. Although I don't really know why he needs a vehicle for family investments unless he's trying to hide assets before Charles gets to the throne.

>named Lchronic masturbatorles after the 18th-century battle against the French in which the British were commanded by the Duke of York.

That got me on first glance.

>>443113
It's just started working again. I posted this, picked up my phone and the little yellow warning sign on my laptop went away. Please, I'm not mentally healthy enough to handle these kinds of coincidences.

I'm concerned I might have Sopite Syndrome.

>>443114
You're welcome, mate.

My weekend breakfasts really have to stop. By the time I've eaten, washed up and watched something it's well into the afternoon.

>>443113
>>443114
I had the same problem this morning which fixed itself when I restarted the laptop. Not the modem, the laptop. That may seem normal but my phone had also lost internet access that came back to life when I restarted the laptop.

Magnets innit.

I think I've been out in the sun too long; I've got a headache now.

>>443072

I really like the sound of that though. Stockpile and get loads in and not have to venture anywhere for weeks if you don't want to. Just hang out in your big house and wait for the cold.

Maybe I have a romanticised view of the country though and driving doesn't bother me. My parents are 140 miles away and the closest friend to me is 40 miles so most things aren't around the corner.

>>443081
Just move to somewhere like Roos if you want to be in the middle of nowhere.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/88316449#/

>>443081

I think like this too - I'm mostly a hermit anyway and I will often drive for hours just to relax. A house in the middle of nowhere would suit me just fine. The only thing stopping me at the minute is that I still need to be physically present at work most of the time, so as much as I do like driving a long commute would probably get old. Having said that we have pilots that live three or four hours away from their base even though they're not supposed to.

On the other hand though, there's plenty to like about being ten minutes drive from a burger at all times. I think I'd definitely miss takeaway delivery and same-day amazon. Though maybe those are two vices better left out of my reach.

>>443082

Not cold enough.

I think I'd have encouraged my parents to get me into more after school clubs, ones that would be useful in later life. Martial arts, gymnastics, dancing, things like that.

>>443351
>>443354

There was a gamegear game where you play as a kight or something, birds eye view, and walk around a maze of trees picking up bread and stuff before inevitably dying of hunger. What was it called? Very mystery dungeon about it.
I've browsed wikipedias entire catalog of gamegear games but didn't notice likely cantidiates in any.

Master System is a weird one when you think about it. It was basically the Sega equivalent of the NES, only it had miles better graphics, but it seems to be almost entirely forgotten about. Nobody talks about Master System games. I'm a bit too young to remember their heyday but I knew a couple of kids who had Master Systems (leftover from an older sibling or whatever), whereas I can't think of anyone who had an NES. They can't have done very well here but the internet, if you look into retro gaming circles, is obsessed with it.

MegaDrive was better than Super Nintendo though, and I won't hear otherwise. Sonic, Golden Axe and Streets of Rage on their own were way better alone than anything on the Nintendo (unless you liked RPGs I suppose, but they were all jRPGs, and as an adult I can see that more or less the entire genre of jRPGs is bollocks.)

>>443374

It's the yank influence - the NES totally dominated their gaming market, but it was just one of many players here and in Europe. We bought more Master Systems than NESs, but we also bought Speccies, Amstrads, Amigas and STs. We got hooked on cheap cassette-based games that made cartridges look utterly extortionate, which was never really a thing in the US.

>>443370
Was it Ax Battler: The Legend of Golden Axe? I don't honestly think there were that many Game Gear games in retrospect; I was joking at work maybe a year ago that my favourite game of all time is a Game Gear game that's so obscure I use it as the answer to security questions and things for websites, because nobody will ever know what it is, and someone found it almost immediately.

Fond memories of Bonanza Bros. on my Master System.

That was a nice massive meal. The cigarette after the meal even made me a bit lightheaded. A good feeling that I miss.

>>443306
Stop buying that over priced rubbish from Tescos, and buy from the ethnic shops. Those rice imports are much better.

>>443334
My Asian friend swears by Tilda, that's good enough for me.

>>443334

>Stop buying that over priced rubbish from Tescos, and buy from the ethnic shops. Those rice imports are much better.

A lot of the rice products in this country look very ethnic but are often american rice with a little indian lad printed on the pack by a british importer. That doesn't mean it's bad (californian and italian grown short grain rice is often better than japanese sushi rice) but I suppose it's worth checking the pack.

Come on lads, it is long grain rice or bust. Leave the useless short grain rice for risottos.

>>443279
There's a igloo nearby that has a muezzin, so by proxy? Dunno, the lad does a good job and and least it doesn't sound like they used a recording.

>>443334
I don't want to shill for brands, but I found that what Tesco or whatever supermarket sells in your area on the "ethnic" isle also shows up in local shops. Big Industry, innit? I grew up with the boil-and-strain method for rice, which is unversally acceptableaweful (if only because you can save energy doing it properly), learned about "tahdig" from family. I can make rice palatable, but some rice is so dodgy even a rice cooker couldn't rescue it.